A 'boyfriend dick' is a penis you could ...

settle down with – or at least see three times a week.

”Big, but I’m not sure exactly how big; not huge, but I was happy when I saw it…” — I finally arrived on a phrase that felt right. This guy had a “boyfriend dick.”

Amanda Mull writes one sizzlingly, honest, call-a-dick-a-dick” article that puts all the bullshit about ‘big dicks being better’ in better perspective – the perspective of most vaginas. She says, “A ‘boyfriend dick’ is a dick you could metaphorically take home to meet your parents.”

From women she interviewed the comments ranged from, ““Small dicks aren’t a problem for me” (Elisa, 29) to “I never met one I didn’t like” (Sandra, 34). Elisa said, “You know, it’s never about their dicks,” and Sandra added, “Being a decent person makes your dick better.”

This article is 4 years old and yet, here we are still beating this dick shaming talk to death. As Helen Donahue said, “Let’s stop pretending.”