“Soaking Sex” and “Jump Hump” sex …

as only Mormon students (far from morons) can do it!

(Two articles (1-2 min); 3 min video; and a Tik Tok demonstration).

OMG! Leave it to the hypocrisy of religion to inspire students to invent “soaking sex” and “jump hump” sex.

Ingenious!

Sex has never been properly defined and the “bullshit concept of virginity” is a curse against nature.  But students at Brigham Young University, who live in the long, hypocritical shadow of Mormonism and its founder Joseph Smith (1805-1844), have found a loophole in the University’s strict chastity code and they can enjoy the bliss of “soaking” and “jump hump” sex. Apparently “God is fine with pre-marital sex as long as there’s no thrusting.”

“Marinating the penis in vaginal fluid without moving or creating friction is soaking sex.”

“Jump humping” requires a friend to jump on the bed to create sex-like movement and friction while sex partners lie in coital union but without having to actually move themselves.”

Hey, if it works for students, maybe it’s a new version of a threesome (switching up roles, of course). And as for the soaking … in silence and candlelight it could be mindful sex, even become tantra sex.

An article in InsideHook by Kayla Kibbe explains. Read now (2 min) >>

We’ve posted another article from Vice by Gita Jackson (1 min) >>

Here’s the Tik Tok capture of Jump Humping by Kathy @funeralpotatoslut

@funeralpotatoslutDid you know if someone else jumps on the bed, the movement doesn’t count? #notallheros #exmormon #soaking #soaktok #hiatus #backatit #mormonshit#exmo♬ Wildest Dreams – bry

Watch interviews with three students (3 min):

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