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Wanna be sexier? Forget the eyes …

get acupuncture for your 'taint' – your perineum! “They don’t call it your 'taint' for nothing — it’s called the taint because t’ain’t your genitals and t’aint your anus.” Your perineum, both female and male, can be a…
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A ‘boyfriend dick’ is a penis you could …

settle down with – or at least see three times a week.  "Big, but I’m not sure exactly how big; not huge, but I was happy when I saw it…” — I finally arrived on a phrase that felt right. This guy had a “boyfriend dick.” Amanda…